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hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

craftycoola:

craftycoola:

do you mean fingering (yarn weight) or fingering (instrument hand position) or fingering (nsfw) or fingering (mispelled potato)

#music school was so fucking funny sometimes#I’d get told shit like I needed to work on my fingering or use more/less tongue and I had to listen with a straight face too#do you know how hard that was#do you know how fucking difficult that could be sometimes (@hjartasalt)

the truth is this post was originally inspired by that time when i, a clueless aroace, tried to explain my struggles with fingering and tonguing to a non-clueless non-musician, and they were just like… bro what

One time my teacher took my sheet music and wrote “CLIMAX” right where. Well. Where the climax of the piece was. And I wasn’t allowed to laugh. How cruel.

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IN ALL CAPS. 😭. He felt like I wasn’t doing enough there and really wanted to drive home his criticisms.

npdclaraoswald:

I haven’t even read any X-Men yet and this is still the funniest TikTok I’ve ever seen

nevertheless-moving:

funnytwittertweets:

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same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

xantchaslegacy:

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xantchaslegacy:

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lesbianralzarek:

so i really like ravnica, but seeing people say they wish they could go there is insane. its sci-fi fantasy prague but populated by new yorkers and murder is legal but it still manages to be a police state. the rats can grow to the size of a human torso and eat anything. cannibalism is a recognized religious practice. three of ten government bodies are cults and one is run by a literal demon. that cult has arguably yet to be the biggest problem in any of the novels. fucking teysa karlov is a crucial member of team good guy

this plane is hell

Anonymous asked:

Jace's milf game so strong he even got marit lage interested.

gay-little-izzet:

jacebeleren:

gay-little-izzet:

If I had a nickel for every time Jace almost got mind fucked (well, you know what I mean) by a maddening, tentacled horror from the blind eternities I would have two nickles, which isn’t a lot but it’s incredible that it’s happened twice

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free her….

gay-little-izzet:

Due to some accidental psychic projection (hello @jacebeleren), I remembered that I drew THIS six months ago and never posted it. So here!

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Alien Vraska my beloved 💚